Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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