But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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