So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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