O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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