You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
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I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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