she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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