similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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