There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
