There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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