It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
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go home
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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