This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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