Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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