shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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