if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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