he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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