Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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