I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
