I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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