she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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