I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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