Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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