Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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