i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
