So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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