people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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