Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Damn victory sex feels great
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Randomize
