i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
