You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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