I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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