I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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