I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
She's the barista slut.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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