This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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