If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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