Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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