he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she peed on how many people?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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