I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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