id be glad to
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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