I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
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Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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