doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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