I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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