Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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