She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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