remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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