my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
How's work?
Spinning.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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