I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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