what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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