I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.