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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer

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  you spelled her name wrong

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  not you too!!

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.

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  I honestly don't know what to make of that.

  (423): View more from Tennessee

  A ham sandwich would be nice.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."

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