Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
too bad you live with your parents still
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Randomize
