whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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