And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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