i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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