There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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