I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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