My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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