Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I need water and some morals
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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