you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
