they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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